đź’Ą Ken Bui & Kalgon: Butt Buddies of Bureaucracy đź’Ą

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When power goes to your head—but you forgot how to read the Terms of Service.

📚 Ken Bui: The Illiterate Enforcer

Ken Bui once wrote a ban reason that simply said:

"ur bannd bcz noob + bad talk"

He thought "appeal" was a type of fruit, and once confused "DMCA" with "DMC-A"—a Dance Dance Revolution rank.

Legend says he still can't spell "permanently" and uses Google Translate to ban people in English... from English.

“I no ned spell, I hav powr.” – Ken, probably

đź‘® Kalgon: The Dictator with a Dashboard

Kalgon is Ken's ride-or-die. Together, they run the server like it’s North Korea with better ping.

He doesn't correct Ken's typos. He just promotes him.

Sometimes, we think Kalgon is the only one who understands Ken... but that might just be Stockholm Syndrome.

đź’» Their Power-Tripping Journey

🎉 Coming Soon: Ken's Grammar School

Classes include: